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Coastal Girls

drumkit - gerald dowd
electric guitar, bass, keyboards - scott ligon
electric guitar solo - grant tye
vocal, acoustic guitar, Casio samples - robbie fulks
backing vocals - k.c. mcdonough

A lot of pretty obvious reference points here, but see if you can spot the Paul Young semi-quote. This was nothing but fun from first draft to last mix, and who knew it would turn out this well.

Lyrics

East Coast girls, all they want to do is rock you
West Coast girls, all they want to do is take you for a ride
And that’s why I shun the coastal girls
Two things on their minds, coastal girls

Great Plains girls, catching tans out in the soy fields
Upland South girls, they got banjos on the brain
Wisconsin girls like to feed you lots of pie (sweet cherry pie)
Up in New Hampshire, man they live free then they die
One more strike against them, coastal girls
Rock ride live and die, coastal girls.

Laid laid later on laid around town
Panty raid pay now play later: line one down
Wait wait erase that back to laid laid
Letter rate flat rate, no erase that, playback
Laid laid laid later play it like a Raider waiter
Check please step waiter step lighter way to wreck a writer
I'd'a made money lightenin' Blade Runner up, a ghost job
Bitch, there's your bridge -- now take it to the coast y'all!

Psych ward girls, all they want is just to show you Bellevue
Shaking their sweet curls, they look half electrified
String of Pearls: a wartime tune, a bedtime practice, both are vile
Doc and Merle: kickin' the flat-pick ass for a country mile
Carolina-style!

Guitar Chords/Tab

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